Monkey Throw Dart: Fed
Showing posts with label Fed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fed. Show all posts

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Deja Vu Doo at the Fed

I tried to leave the whole new Fed chairman thing alone by taking the high road and saying nothing... but is there such a thing as "the high road" for a monkey?

Since MonkeyThrowDart may become history (a self-fulfilling prophesy) before the 100th birthday of the Federal Reserve I couldn't help but celebrate a little early; October seems like the right month to pay homage to 100 years of Fed policy which includes robbing a primate of half his savings over a working lifetime of 30 years with that hidden tax called inflation, not to mention the stability that the Fed has given us... except for the crashes of 1929, 1974, 1987, 1998, 2000, and 2008 with associated massive transfers of wealth from the poor to the 0.1%.

Now I am sure my prediction of a 2015 financial disaster (or asteroid strike) will occur, and maybe sooner than expected.  Typical of the sophomoric humor of those Fed folks and their handlers to finally give a woman a turn to be prom queen for a change; the star in the final horrific scene.  (I know, POTUS appoints but someone told him to do it.  (You don't think he makes these decisions on his own, do you?)

Janet "negative interest rate" Yellen will make the perfect fall guy, err, fall gal, as the Bernank steps aside and the bucket of pigs blood comes crashing down. 

 
 

And she looked so pretty in that prom dress.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Fed: Position Available


Searching the Federal Reserve website for the employment opportunities section proved futile.  Since there was a rumor that they were looking for a new "Fed Head", I remembered that old saying that "there is no 'I' in the word try".

Anyway, looking at the list of members it seems like the current roster of insiders is quite deep with talent...
 

 
From what I've read the job requires the ability to put up with some serious micro-managing from international "handlers" but the winning applicant does get a front row seat on the Fed-fueled BoomBusterCoaster.


Of course, this federal reserve chairman position does include some customer service responsibilities, so patience is a must...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbcpPPAKufs


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vYm9Q9YO8

If still interested, the following video gives some background on the history of the internationally controlled Federal Reserve.

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyOtl4MDC4

 After all that,  I was told that the Chairman of the Fed is appointed...by the Prince of Darkness!  
 

Truth stranger than fiction, no?
 
 
(Hat tip to STM at F-FFF for the fickle finger of fate foto.)

Friday, January 11, 2013

The Federal Reserve Explained (by altnewschannel)

“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies…The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the Government, to whom it properly belongs.”

- Thomas Jefferson

Grab a crayon and take some notes...

 

 

Finally, a signature worthy of a federal reserve note...


 
Jack Lew’s  Signature

Hey, by the way, Thomas Jefferson will be appearing on Dancing with the Stars next season! 
 (OK, not true.  But I did get your attention for a second, didn't I?)

Monday, December 31, 2012

Federal Reserve System ... No Hay Banda!

"I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said."
                 ~ Alan Greenspan

 "I've never been to this part of the castle. At least not while awake. I sleepwalk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed."
                               ~Luna Lovegood
 
 
Federal Reserve Act--
Born: 1913
Died:
 
 
 Since this is the last day of 2012, let us join Betty and Rita as they sneak inside one of those secretive Federal Reserve meetings.  The clip is short for obvious reasons, kind of grainy, and suffers from advertisitis which is inflammation of the advertae.  I would have asked for the minutes of the meeting but the Fed vaporizes, burns, and re-vaporizes the minutes of every meeting ever since the Freedom of Information Act went into effect.
 

 
 Whoa!  That's what they do at these meetings?  I can only imagine what goes on when these guys get together in Jackson Hole.  I must say that Ben Bernanke looks marvelous with hair, and his stage presence is first rate but...
 
 "No hay banda!"
 
 No hay banda? There is no band? It's all a recording? It's all a tape?  Must be some sort of fedspeak.  Could it mean that the puppet masters of the Fed have used the same "tape" or "formula" to perpetuate war for their own personal gain, and profit from both sides of a conflict as they have been doing repeatedly for years, like a recording?  A tape, a recording... must mean a successful formula that is key to the survival of central banks in general?
 
 And there is no band?  A statement of the obvious that the Federal Reserve is not federal and has no reserves?  
 
 "No hay banda!"
 
 Does this mean "fractional reserve" banking is just a magical money multiplying trick that can turn $100 into $1000; money that is available to depositor and lender at the same time; money counterfeited in the form of loans?
 
 "It's all recorded."
"It's all a tape".
 
 Must be a successful one too.  Reminds me of that oft-quoted 19th century "communication" from a Rothschild investment house:
 
 "The few who understand the system will either be so interested in its profits or so dependent upon its favors that there will be no opposition from that class while, on the other hand, the great body of people, mentally incapable of comprehending...will bear its burdens without complaint."
 
"No hay banda!"
 
 Huh?  The puppet masters don't want you to see them?  Let the "stage actors" take the fall?  Doesn't seem to be much of a fall though, does it. 
 
 So confusing!  But of course it is.  The money creation system is meant to be confusing so that the scheme can continue and the bite of the hidden tax called inflation is accepted and never questioned by the sheeple.  Sheeple?  Wow, strong words coming from a monkey.
 
 Here.  Have a free copy of "Modern Money Mechanics" to help you doze off faster.  No need to count sheeple. My gift to you.
 
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There will come a day when the Federal Reserve Act is repealed, and David Lynch writes a movie that makes complete and total sense.  Well, a monkey can dream, can't he?
 
 OK Americans, get back to sleep.  It's almost 2013.