Potpourri Pumping Prayer to the Great Fibonacci

Oh, Great Fibonacci, thank you for granting me my last wish for a market timing method that reveals the Truth.  I am truly humbled by your generosity. But, Oh Great Fibonacci, if I may, I would like to retract that last wish.  I don't really want a market timing method that reveals the Truth, that was a mistake.  I really want a method that makes money.  I don't care about the Truth.  Please forgive my little "faux paus". I was naive to think that the market was free; a place where I could enjoy a random walk and apply inverse ETF's occasionally.  Oh Great Fibonacci,  please allow MensaMonkey to rise from the ash heap of the antiquated technical and fundamental world and enter the new age of the Bernank powered, gravity-free market.

 

Market today...
 

 

Market... every other day...

 

 

Oh Gracious One, while I'm here, could you please guide Goldman Sachs to more massive profits since they are now "shorting"gold?  This would allow me to profit also.  As you know, when GS says sell, they really mean buy, which is what I am doing. At the very least Oh Great Fibonacci, let's compromise on a $1650/oz. target for the End of Days, err, I mean end of year.

 And please let Kim-Jong-Un's rocket find its target.  In tough times like these, Halliburton and KBR just need an opportunity to prove themselves. Setting a good example for the rest of the world is job numero uno for these guys.  "Hey Kim, got oil?"

 

 

And, Oh Great Fibonacci, please let the fat girl win on 'Dancing with the Stars'.  I don't know who that is, but it just seems like the right thing to do. And please wean Charlie Sheen from his meds.  He hasn't been much fun at all since he found his prescription pad. 

Before...

 

After...

So, Oh, Great Fibonacci, to sum up...change trading method from 'Truth' to 'Profit', Goldman gold "short", fat Kim to win DTWS, fat girl rocket launch, and Charlie Sheen off meds.

Ahhhmen.
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That pig sure can eat.

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