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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

When the Flux Capacitor Meets the Tesla Model S


 
 
We'd all be rich if we could go back in time for just a day or so, or even a few minutes.  Returning to March of this year would work well just so we could take advantage this parabolic Tesla Motors stock chart. 
 
 
At this point in time, I think it is worth exactly where the 50 day moving average sits.  Maybe a typical bounce off 100 would be a good time to short it and let the price settle where it really belongs. 

Telsa Motors is a company that is worth investing in.  Does anyone actually invest anymore?  Well, if they do, Tesla Motors is a winner, just not at the current, hyped-up price.  You know the saying..."Buy the rumor, sell the hype."  Or should I say, "Buy the blood rumour, sell the bloody hype."  That's supposed to be a segue into this entertaining road test of Tesla Motors earlier creation by the 'Top Gear' guys...


 Now check out something a little more current...


 I know you want one now.

 If Nikola Tesla were alive today...well, he would be 157 years old.  After finding some pigeons to feed, he might actually take some pride in the fact that a company that manufactures electric cars (that people actually want) bears his name.  Two minutes later he would be tinkering "under the hood" of the Model S (just an expression since you won't find much of anything under the hood of a Model S).  Why would Nikola want to improve something so perfect as the Model S?  Well, let's look at what pisses off an average monkey...

 1. The Federal Reserve Cartel,
 

2. The use of Newton's third law of motion to propel a rocket into space,
 
 

3. ...and batteries.
 
 
And you thought we were only interested in slinging dung, eating bananas, and developing Franken-like market timing methods, not necessarily in that order.

 Knowing Nikola Tesla as well as I do, I can tell you that he would scoff (yeah, I said scoff) at the idea of using even the most modern battery for energizing an automobile.  It would only be a matter of time before he would be using some sort of  "Tesla capacitor" that could retrieve energy from the ionosphere, and this as you probably already know would charge the vehicle indefinitely.
 
 
We can only hope that Dr.Emmett Brown is working for Tesla Motors; or that reincarnation is possible, and another Tesla will rise again; or that "someone' finally returned Nikola Tesla's "unlimited energy" docs that were once kept in Room 3327, but are now stored deep beneath sea level at an undisclosed location under Washington D.C.  (Don't make me whip out a can of DAN Brown on you!) 

 I know that the flux capacitor is used only to enhance time travel, so if you have a modified DeLorean with the flux capacitor option, hop in and jump ahead in time to December 2013 and let me know if Tesla Motor's share price is $200 or $50.  I'll bet on the latter.
 
 

 

Friday, May 10, 2013

Pre-Earnings Straddling of Nvidia (Part Dos of Dos)


This is the third time that I've either strangled or straddled NVDA to showcase my favorite options strategies.  The first time was the big winner with a 70% gain in five days.  The second time resulted in  a 2.5% loss.  This time I got the 2.5% back in the last day of the trade.   I consider that slightly more of a "Woo-Hoo!" than a "Doh!" in Homer-speak.

 The gain occurred in the last day (earning day) which happens as uncertainty peaks.  Sometimes it pays to hold to the very last few minutes before the earnings announcement is made which was the end of the trading day on Thursday.  The chart below illustrates the price action of the call and put compared to the stock price.
 
 
Notice on the last day (red circle) where the stock price didn't move much but both the call and put both moved up slightly.  That's the implied volatility going to work and turning an initial $32 call into a $36 call, and turning an initial $48 put into a $46 put.  Nothing to brag about, but a gain is a gain after combining the final price of the call and the put.

 The mistake that is often made when using options strategies around earnings is to assume that a large move in the stock price after earnings will result in an overall gain.  In this case, look at what would have happened if you sold your straddle the day after the earning announcement.

 Notice in the chart below that the implied volatility has plummeted post earnings ...
 
 
As the chart below shows, the stock price of NVDA actually rose 4.5% after a good earnings result.  This caused the call to shoot up to $56, but the put, without the benefit of the pumped up implied volatility, is now worth only $3. 


Your initial $80 investment was worth $82 if sold just before the earnings announcement (+2.5%), but is now worth only $59 the day after the earnings announcement. (-26.3%).

Related Post: Pre-Earnings Straddling of Nvidia (Part Uno of Dos)

Monday, May 6, 2013

Pre-Earnings Straddling of Nvidia (Part Uno of Dos)


Since I am slowly turning into a neutral strategy monkey, except for that incredibly (and inversely) death-defying, stubborn, mechanical MensaMonkey, I happen to notice that earning were coming out for Nvidia (NVDA) on May 9th after the market closes.  On two past occasions I have used Nvidia as an example on how to use an option strategy called a "long strangle"  which is a neutral strategy that involves the simultaneous buying of a slightly out-of-the-money put and a slightly out-of-the-money call of the same underlying stock and expiration date.
 
Using today's price of Nvidia at around $13.83, the delta neutral play would be to use a similar strategy called a "straddle" which is also a neutral strategy in options trading that involve the simultaneously buying of a put and a call of the same underlying stock, strike price and expiration date.
 
If you know nothing about options you have probably already moved on, or are taking this opportunity to catch a few drooling ZZZZ's., but for the rest of you that have some idea of what a call and a put is, you may wonder what the point is of buying a call and a put of the same strike price.  Don't they just off-set each other?
 
 
Price action of the underlying stock will move the price of the option...when the stock price goes up, the call increases in value while the put decreases in value; when the stock price goes down, the call decreases in value and the put increases in value.  Other factors contribute to the price change of an option.  The one we are most concerned with here is implied volatility.
 
Take a look at the line on the chart that represents implied volatility...
 
 
See the sharp spikes?  These occur consistently as NVDA approaches the earnings date.  We'll call this the volatility "rush".  As implied volatility increases before the earnings announcement, this can cause the price of both the call and the put to increase, even if there is no price change in the underlying stock price.  If there is a large price change in the underlying stock, this will usually result in an increase of either the call or put that results on an overall gain for the straddle (or strangle).
 
When using a pre-earnings straddle or strangle, I buy somewhere between one and five days before the announcement, and sell before the announcement rather than hold the trade through the announcement.  So why do I sell just before the announcement since stock prices can make huge moves in one direction or the other after an announcement is made? Just as there is a volatility "rush" into earning there is also volatility "crush" after an announcement which often deflates the price of an option even if there is a significant price move.
 
Another reason I buy only a few days prior to the earning date is because of the Theta-Monster.  Theta is a measurement of the option's time decay. Yes, that's right, buy an option and the option loses value as time marches toward the expiration date.  Think of theta as a little "Pac-Man" that slowly eats away at the price of the option.  Conversely,  and to confuse matters a little more, theta is your friend if you sell options, instead of buy them.
 
So what options will we be using for this round of NVDA straddling? We can go with the slightly unbalanced 14May call and the 14May put, currently trading at .32 and .48 respectively.  One option equals 100 shares so move the decimal point over two places to the right and you will see that you are paying $80 for this not so quite neutral pair of options.
 
Now we "let bake" until near the end of the day on Thursday and see if the "dough rises".  Of course, if some huge price move occurs before then, there's no need to hold the trade all the way through to the earnings date. (Mmmm..monkey likes bread.) 
 
 
 

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

TeslaVision and Other Electrifying Linkages


 
The first time I went to New York City I stayed at the New Yorker Hotel.  I was kind of disappointed that the room, including the bathroom fixtures, seemed a little dated.  I figured it was one of the rooms that they keep available for visiting chimps like myself.  I'm not complaining, most hotels in the city don't allow any sort of monkey inside, with or without a major credit card.  
 

On subsequent trips to the city, I would favor the Marriott Marquis.  The revolving lounge allows you to consume alcohol in great quantities with little or no effect as long as you synchronize your ingestion with the rotation of the floor; the more alcohol that is consumed, the more sober you get.  It's an amazing phenomenon that only Nicola Tesla could explain...which gets me back on point.

I may have been disappointed with the New Yorker Hotel  but that was before I realized that it was the home of Tesla for close to ten years. He died there in 1943.  If it's good enough for Tesla, it's good enough for me, as I always say.  It would probably amaze you if you knew I had
actually slept in his room for the night.  That would be amazing to me too since it's not true. I checked.  Room 3327 is now marked with a "Tesla was Here" plaque on the door. Looks like I was on the 20th floor according to my vast heap of SigHistory.
 
 


Some of Tesla's papers, diagrams and illustrations were confiscated after his death by one or more government acronyms.  Most people think it was the famous Tesla Death Ray that was the prize, but it was really the concept of free energy that he would occasionally mention to the "guys" who bankrolled his money-making ideas...and eventually de-bankrolled him.  He's lucky he didn't receive "two to the chest and one to the head" for talking about energy that exists all around us in infinite supply, and would be free for the taking.  Blasphemy!


 
A great site for all of you Teslaphiles and corresponding Teslaphobes is Tesla Universe; a museum of a website if I ever did see one. 


 
And a bit more about Tesla's last home in the Big Apple can be found at Tesla Society.
 
Tesla may not have been human.  I'm not sure how he could have been.  His intellect could make Edison look like a stump in an impromptu think-a-thon, he had no interest in making money, and he understood that only technology that existed in harmony with nature could benefit mankind.  Doesn't sound human to me.
 
 I don't think anyone will pick up where Nicola Tesla left off until after The Great Collapse, when monkeys finally get to rule the world.  I'm still expecting an asteroid to "wash the trash off the sidewalk" but if not, second on the list would have to be something far more sinister and ultimately self-destructive, which always includes a "money changer" or two or three. 
 
 
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 If you think Sigmund's tin-foil hat is getting a little too tight, check out Matt Taibbi's "Everything Is Rigged: The Biggest Price-Fixing Scandal Ever".  This article showcases why the "house" always wins.  And where there's a winner, there's also a loser...and you're not the winner.

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Derivative:  a financial instrument which derives its value from the value of underlying entities such as an asset, index, or interest rate.

 You'll see that word in the headlines more and more.  It will probably precede the word, "disaster", or follow the word, "deadly".  In the article, "Big Banks and Derivatives: Why Another Financial Crisis Is Inevitable",  Steve Denning explains what happens when the love of money by others will leave you wishing you had a bigger boat.
 
 
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So many words so little time...so I'll throw in my usual link to the free "Spreeder".  Practice makes perfect, even for reeding, wrighting, rythmatic.
 
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  Oh, and if you are reading this at work, the normally long-winded James Altucher explains why you hate your job in a recent blog post...as if you didn't already know.  A good read nonetheless at the Altucher Confidential.
 


 

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Front-Running May

Here's a look at what the month of May has provided in terms of gains and losses for the S&P since 2002.


Seems like it was a happy-go-lucky month at one time .  Maybe the Flash Crash in 2010 (or Fat Finger Day) left behind a dirty little fingerprint that only a Fed-pumped market can clean.

May (circled) from 2009 to present...


Hundreds of crashes have occurred since 2010. (You just don't see them, but they're there if you "study the tape" on a daily basis.) This is not surprising, especially when profits come by the way of tools that nobody really understands.  The writing is on the wall but the investigations won't happen until the real damage is done.

As for May,  I think it will be a banner month, and the upside trend will continue.  Why should I think any differently?  I wish I could convince MensaMonkey.  Maybe it takes an algorithm to know an algorithm.

What do you think, MM? Start going with the trend now??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnd-hdmgfk

He called me "Dave".

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Did Your Stops Get Twittered Today?

fore·shad·ow (fôr-shd, fr-)
tr.v. fore·shad·owed, fore·shad·ow·ing, fore·shad·ows
To present an indication or a suggestion of beforehand; presage.

 
Move along folks, nothing to see here.  Just another slight "glitch" from a hacked Twitter account and the reaction from the algo-infected market Obviously the work of another Chechen trouble-maker.

No worries, market's up.  SEC to investigate (in between porn downloads).




E-Mini action...
 

At least no one is putting their life savings in this market, right?

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

More Over-Caffeinated Penny Stocks

Someone recently told me that getting in on the "ground floor" of Baristas Coffee Company (Stock Symbol: BCCI) was the opportunity he had been waiting for.  Baristas is a drive-though espresso company that is sort of like combining a Starbucks and Hooters. 

Six cents per share seems cheap but after looking at the chart, and also reminding myself of the related posts that I have written regarding penny stocks, I am convinced that six cent per share might not be such a bargain.   I could be wrong.  Maybe there really is a market for a Starbucks/Hooters drive through espresso "hut" chain, but I think I will pass on the pricey "ground floor" view.  Most of the time, ground floors in penny stock suburbia actually have bottomless basements underneath them.  Here is the current chart for BCCI:


This got me thinking, and since I have been cleaning out the old tree hut, I actually came across a couple fancy multiple-page brochures detailing a few other "sure things" in the form of penny stocks that have been gathering dust and dart frog droppings over the months.  There are only two, but the song remains the same...
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SEFE, Inc...
According to the brochure, "SEFE is the most explosive energy investment I've ever seen!"  That's the brochure talkin', not me.

And here is the aftermath of the "explosion"...



USGT (USA Graphite Inc.)

According to the brochure, "Like a tightly coiled spring, buyers are accumulating shares which could burst out of the wedge pattern to hit $0.70, $1.00 or more over the next few days and even higher over the longer term."

And here's an idea (in chart form) of what sitting on a tightly coiled spring that has just released its potential energy must feel like...



Who said there aren't any sure things in the stock market?

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Potpourri Pumping Prayer to the Great Fibonacci


Oh, Great Fibonacci, thank you for granting me my last wish for a market timing method that reveals the Truth.  I am truly humbled by your generosity. But, Oh Great Fibonacci, if I may, I would like to retract that last wish.  I don't really want a market timing method that reveals the Truth, that was a mistake.  I really want a method that makes money.  I don't care about the Truth.  Please forgive my little "faux paus". I was naive to think that the market was free; a place where I could enjoy a random walk and apply inverse ETF's occasionally.  Oh Great Fibonacci,  please allow MensaMonkey to rise from the ash heap of the antiquated technical and fundamental world and enter the new age of the Bernank powered, gravity-free market.
 


Market today...
 
 
Market... every other day...
 
 
Oh Gracious One, while I'm here, could you please guide Goldman Sachs to more massive profits since they are now "shorting"gold?  This would allow me to profit also.  As you know, when GS says sell, they really mean buy, which is what I am doing. At the very least Oh Great Fibonacci, let's compromise on a $1650/oz. target for the End of Days, err, I mean end of year.

 And please let Kim-Jong-Un's rocket find its target.  In tough times like these, Halliburton and KBR just need an opportunity to prove themselves. Setting a good example for the rest of the world is job numero uno for these guys.  "Hey Kim, got oil?"
 
 
And, Oh Great Fibonacci, please let the fat girl win on 'Dancing with the Stars'.  I don't know who that is, but it just seems like the right thing to do. And please wean Charlie Sheen from his meds.  He hasn't been much fun at all since he found his prescription pad. 

Before...
 
After...

So, Oh, Great Fibonacci, to sum up...change trading method from 'Truth' to 'Profit', Goldman gold "short", fat Kim to win DTWS, fat girl rocket launch, and Charlie Sheen off meds.

Ahhhmen.
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That pig sure can eat.
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Friday, March 29, 2013

Sigmund's Permanent Advice (Or, My Flight to Safety)


Believe it or not, I often get questions from the local simians regarding the best on-line broker to use.  The start of the discussion usually goes something like, "I'm thinking about opening an on-line trading account because I want to self-direct my IRA...".  Being an opportunist, I immediate ask them if they are associated with a Congressman, or know anyone in Washington, or the SEC, Goldman Sachs, CEO of any large corporation; or have any history of developing algorithms, know any "quants", have any unusual math skills, or understand the inner workings of high frequency trading, or have any inside information whatsoever.

  The answer is always no, because if it was yes, they probably wouldn't be asking me anything in the first place.  Once my rapid-fire interrogation is complete, I tell them that they should probably keep their money where it is.  I don't ask where it is, and I don't care.  I just hope the conversation will change to quadrocopters and that will be the end of it.
 
 
If the inquisitive simian is persistent and doesn't think my curt response is an insult to their intelligence, I follow up with, "Most monkeys lose money this way."...and then I segue into the possible range and speed of a radio-controlled quadrocopter.


Just because I've whip-sawed my way to profit using and abusing leveraged ETF's over the last four years, and occasionally make remarks about Facebook, Netflix, or my 2003/early 2004 "relationship" with ONCY, or my "right place at the right time" position with ZOOM in late 2003, or my sitting on cash during the latter part of 2008, or mention my seemingly clueless buying into several mutual funds post-Black Monday in 1987, doesn't make me an expert, nor does it give my advice on gambling in the stock casino any more credibility than anyone else's.

 Admittedly, my stories and logic behind every good trade have gone on and on ad nauseam.  Since when does a monkey have any self-awareness?   Also, notice how I didn't mention the bad trades here. Typical for traders (monkey or human)  to "accentuate the positive".

 Having no luck with avoiding the inevitable, I then have no choice but to whip out a chart similar to the one below.  This one, created by "Gumby" from Bogleheads.org, shows the historical performance of the Harry Brown inspired Permanent Portfolio which can be duplicated by dividing your capital into four equal chunks: stocks, long-term U.S. Treasury bonds, cash, and precious metals (gold).  This can be accomplished in multiple ways such as using the wide variety of ETF's available.
 

The need to research different brokerage firms becomes less important because once your self-directed "fund" is set up, you only need to adjust it once per year or use a 15/35 rule. If any part of the portfolio has dropped to less than 15% or grown to over 35% of the total, then you reset all four segments to 25%. 

 Of course,  a little gambling money can be put aside (to lose) if necessary.  And there you have it.  A simple solution to self-directing your own account, unless you actually can predict the future, or answer "yes" to any of the question listed in the first paragraph.

 I guess I could bring up Harry Browne's Permanent Portfolio right away instead of trying to ignore the question, but then we may never get to discuss quadrocopters.

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Do not confuse Harry Brown's PP with the mutual fund PRPFX which could also be a possible investment choice, but if you are interested in the real deal, check out the links below to get the full scope.

The Permanent Portfolio
Permanent Portfolio Discussion Forum
Quadrocopters (in case you didn't see the links above)
 

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Art of the Eurodollar?

Since I don't subscribe to publications that have anything to do with any financial market, I'm not sure where Tom McClellan left off with this 52-week, forward-projected Eurodollar chart.  According to McClellan, the S&P tends to mimic the net long positions of the Eurodollar (as a total of total open interest) from one year ago.

 
Looks interesting at a glance even though this may be more art than science...maybe not.  I'm sure I could find a rainfall chart from Malaysia that at some point in time would look a lot like the price action of the S&P or Dow over the last seven years...if I looked hard enough.

Even so, this is intriguing enough for me to extend the chart through the remainder of 2013.  These are weekly charts and there are many specific areas that do not match the price action of the market.  In this case, the wild swings of the Eurodollar need to be looked at as though you were looking at a painting from one of those French Impressionists.  Here's a few of my many favorites:

 
Monet really nailed this sunrise.  And as you know, nobody has to stare at the sun to know that it's round, yellow, and very bright.


 
Sunset  in Venice?  A thousand monkeys painting for a thousand years couldn't improve on this work of art.


Hey look!  A Renoir of Monet!

Now, just as you didn't focus too deeply on any one paint stroke, don't focus on the minor peaks and troughs of the Eurodollar's blue line; just take in the general direction or flow of the lines.


It looks like we are over-shooting the downtrend, (noted by the area highlighted by the white ellipse) and nullifying the predictive nature of the year-old Eurodollar action, but you can also apply this market "delay" to several time periods over the last six years.

Is this curve-fitted "art", or logical money science at work here? You be the judge.  If the major peaks and troughs of the market continue to follow the major peaks and troughs of the Eurodollar movements that occurred one year ago, pay special attention to the downward brush strokes applied to the remainder of  2013.  Sort of reminds me of one particular painting by Expressionist artist Edvard Munch.


Yeah, what he said.

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Eurodollar:  A US dollar deposit held in Europe or elsewhere outside the US.