Monkey Throw Dart: When the Flux Capacitor Meets the Tesla Model S

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

When the Flux Capacitor Meets the Tesla Model S


 
 
We'd all be rich if we could go back in time for just a day or so, or even a few minutes.  Returning to March of this year would work well just so we could take advantage this parabolic Tesla Motors stock chart. 
 
 
At this point in time, I think it is worth exactly where the 50 day moving average sits.  Maybe a typical bounce off 100 would be a good time to short it and let the price settle where it really belongs. 

Telsa Motors is a company that is worth investing in.  Does anyone actually invest anymore?  Well, if they do, Tesla Motors is a winner, just not at the current, hyped-up price.  You know the saying..."Buy the rumor, sell the hype."  Or should I say, "Buy the blood rumour, sell the bloody hype."  That's supposed to be a segue into this entertaining road test of Tesla Motors earlier creation by the 'Top Gear' guys...


 Now check out something a little more current...


 I know you want one now.

 If Nikola Tesla were alive today...well, he would be 157 years old.  After finding some pigeons to feed, he might actually take some pride in the fact that a company that manufactures electric cars (that people actually want) bears his name.  Two minutes later he would be tinkering "under the hood" of the Model S (just an expression since you won't find much of anything under the hood of a Model S).  Why would Nikola want to improve something so perfect as the Model S?  Well, let's look at what pisses off an average monkey...

 1. The Federal Reserve Cartel,
 

2. The use of Newton's third law of motion to propel a rocket into space,
 
 

3. ...and batteries.
 
 
And you thought we were only interested in slinging dung, eating bananas, and developing Franken-like market timing methods, not necessarily in that order.

 Knowing Nikola Tesla as well as I do, I can tell you that he would scoff (yeah, I said scoff) at the idea of using even the most modern battery for energizing an automobile.  It would only be a matter of time before he would be using some sort of  "Tesla capacitor" that could retrieve energy from the ionosphere, and this as you probably already know would charge the vehicle indefinitely.
 
 
We can only hope that Dr.Emmett Brown is working for Tesla Motors; or that reincarnation is possible, and another Tesla will rise again; or that "someone' finally returned Nikola Tesla's "unlimited energy" docs that were once kept in Room 3327, but are now stored deep beneath sea level at an undisclosed location under Washington D.C.  (Don't make me whip out a can of DAN Brown on you!) 

 I know that the flux capacitor is used only to enhance time travel, so if you have a modified DeLorean with the flux capacitor option, hop in and jump ahead in time to December 2013 and let me know if Tesla Motor's share price is $200 or $50.  I'll bet on the latter.