The first time I went to New York City I stayed at
the New Yorker Hotel. I was kind of
disappointed that the room, including the bathroom fixtures, seemed a little
dated. I figured it was one of the rooms
that they keep available for visiting chimps like myself. I'm not complaining, most hotels in the city
don't allow any sort of monkey inside, with or without a major credit
card.
On subsequent trips to the city, I
would favor the Marriott Marquis. The
revolving lounge allows you to consume alcohol in great quantities with little
or no effect as long as you synchronize your ingestion with the rotation of the floor;
the more alcohol that is consumed, the more sober you get. It's an amazing phenomenon that only Nicola
Tesla could explain...which gets me back on point.
I may have been disappointed with
the New Yorker Hotel but that was before
I realized that it was the home of Tesla for close to ten years. He died there
in 1943. If it's good enough for Tesla,
it's good enough for me, as I always say.
It would probably amaze you if you knew I had
A great site for all of you
Teslaphiles and corresponding Teslaphobes is Tesla Universe; a museum of a
website if I ever did see one.
I don't think anyone will pick up
where Nicola Tesla left off until after The Great Collapse, when monkeys
finally get to rule the world. I'm still
expecting an asteroid to "wash the trash off the sidewalk" but if not,
second on the list would have to be something far more sinister and ultimately
self-destructive, which always includes a "money changer" or two or three.
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You'll see that
word in the headlines more and more. It
will probably precede the word, "disaster", or follow the word,
"deadly". In the article, "Big Banks and Derivatives: Why Another Financial Crisis Is Inevitable", Steve Denning explains what happens when the love
of money by others will leave you wishing you had a bigger boat.
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actually slept in his room
for the night. That would be amazing to
me too since it's not true. I checked.
Room 3327 is now marked with a "Tesla was Here" plaque on the door. Looks
like I was on the 20th floor according to my vast heap of SigHistory.
Some of Tesla's papers, diagrams
and illustrations were confiscated after his death by one or more government
acronyms. Most people think it was the
famous Tesla Death Ray that was the prize, but it was really the concept of
free energy that he would occasionally mention to the "guys" who bankrolled
his money-making ideas...and eventually de-bankrolled him. He's lucky he
didn't receive "two to the chest and one to the head" for talking
about energy that exists all around us in infinite supply, and would be free for the
taking. Blasphemy!
Tesla may not have been
human. I'm not sure how he could have
been. His intellect could make Edison
look like a stump in an impromptu think-a-thon, he had no interest in making money, and he understood that
only technology that existed in harmony with nature could benefit mankind. Doesn't sound human to me.
If you think Sigmund's tin-foil
hat is getting a little too tight, check out Matt Taibbi's "Everything Is Rigged: The Biggest
Price-Fixing Scandal Ever". This
article showcases why the "house" always wins. And where there's a winner, there's also a
loser...and you're not the winner.
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Derivative: a financial instrument which derives its
value from the value of underlying entities such as an asset, index, or
interest rate.
So many words so
little time...so I'll throw in my usual link to the free
"Spreeder". Practice makes perfect, even for reeding, wrighting, rythmatic.
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Oh, and if you are reading this at work, the normally
long-winded James Altucher explains why you hate your job in a recent blog post...as if you didn't
already know. A good read nonetheless at the Altucher Confidential.