December 7th. A
day that will live in infamy. Looking back
through some of the old family journals, I came across this entry from my dear
old uncle, James T. Cheetum...
Monkey's
log, Jungle date: 120741. I was suddenly
awoken by low flying cicadas (sik-A-daz) buzzing and chirping overhead. Monkey oh monkey, are those things loud, or
what? The dart frogs have a low
tolerance for this kind of behaviour and have begun mounting a counter-attack. I have gathered the local chimps and will
soon form an exploratory committee.
Suspicions point to the local school of piranha. Piranhas have no allegiance to anything or anyone and may have acted as catalyst to promote the frog-cicada conflict. You see the dart frogs must cross the stream to get to the cicada stronghold and everyone knows that frog legs are a delicacy to the piranha, and the cicada, if attacked by the dart frog tend to abandon the tree tops and fall into the stream. Piranhas profit from both sides so it is conceivable that the piranha will support both dart frogs and cicadas to maximize gains and perpetuate the battle. Bloody sharp-toothed savages! --JTC
Don't freak out
when you see the strange looking equations for volume ratio and regression
models. Just read around them, and re-read later if you find his research worthy of your time.
I'm sure the 9/11
Commission did their best to run away from this information as fast as they
could. It was available.