Fed: Position Available

Searching the Federal Reserve website for the employment opportunities section proved futile.  Since there was a rumor that they were looking for a new "Fed Head", I remembered that old saying that "there is no 'I' in the word try".

Anyway, looking at the list of members it seems like the current roster of insiders is quite deep with talent...

 

 

From what I've read the job requires the ability to put up with some serious micro-managing from international "handlers" but the winning applicant does get a front row seat on the Fed-fueled BoomBusterCoaster.

Of course, this federal reserve chairman position does include some customer service responsibilities, so patience is a must...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbcpPPAKufs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vYm9Q9YO8

If still interested, the following video gives some background on the history of the internationally controlled Federal Reserve.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyOtl4MDC4

 After all that,  I was told that the Chairman of the Fed is appointed...by the Prince of Darkness!  

 

Truth stranger than fiction, no?

 

 

(Hat tip to STM at F-FFF for the fickle finger of fate foto.)