Cartel-o-gram

Apparently, you can't always take what a Mayan says literally.  Must have been a glitch in the Google translator.   Now how am I supposed to explain the fender-bender damage to this space capsule?  Maybe I'll just park it and leave the keys in the ignition.

 Anyway, I had a chance to go through some of the mail that's been piling up today.  Got a nice holiday greeting from those "cucarachas" from the Fed...

 

 

 So smug!