In the past I have documented the results of some of the
"special reports" that I receive in my tree mail on a regular
basis. Almost all of these are low
priced stocks or penny stocks that trade in the over-the-counter market. These impressively colored brochures detail all
of the important aspects of these soon to be high flyers, and always include the
expected gains for these wonders in the near future. Expected gains of 300%, 400%, and 1000% are
typical.
The only problem is that every one of these stocks plummet
almost as soon as I receive the information.
I don't really consider this a problem at all because finding a sure
thing is like gold. Just look at the
related posts at the bottom and you will get the idea.
Normally I hold the tree mail until the stocks do exactly
what was intended which is to lose all value in an extremely short amount of
time, better known as the "pump and dump". This time I will pull this months treasured
penny stock brochures and post them now so you can follow them down to zero
yourself. Let's see what we have at this
very moment...
Here's one. Dephasium Corp (DPHS)
According to the brochure,
"Dephasium could protect any mobile phone user from cancer and other
unwanted side effects generated by electromagnetic waves when using your mobile
phone".
That's right, you guessed it already. A company that makes smart phone cases that
protect from electromagnetic waves! Just what every monkey needs!
Oops. Looks like we're
already too late for this one. I should
pick up my mail more often. I guess it
still has a little more room to fall.
This one looks perfect
. "Biozoom (BIZM). Innovative Company Invents Real "Star
Trek" Medical Scanner That Diagnoses Patient Health in Seconds!"
I'm hooked.
They had
me at "Star Trek".
I could be
Doctor
McCoy! "Dammit Jim, I'm just a country
monkey!" Yeah, that's the
ticket.
Where do I sign up? This thing
is going to be huge!
Oh, right. What was I
thinking? A paper "short selling" trade; not buying
here. Stock bad. Thank you, Spock. I... I was overcome with the glossy pictures, and the sudden spike in price. I
thought...maybe...this really is a winner....that... it's really going where... no
penny stock has gone before. (The previous two sentences are my attempt at a Captain Kirk imitation.)
Stay tuned.
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